Dont step on it or like squish it in anyway or theres gonna be tons of babies all over your house soon so just gently pick it up, scoop it up with a cup or napkin... then eat it. delicious. 1 reply
These answers have me on the ground wheezing-
Just lure it onto a book, put a cup over it, and place it on your siblings bed, sure to get a scream every time, satisfaction 100% guaranteed. reply
The first anime I watched was Ponyo and it was this lady who i realized had a literal human fuck her so it was like reverse Titans Bride. But now in that movie when i rewatched it with my friends i realized Soskes mom is a MILF.
The last anime i finished watching was Taisho Mebiusline Chicchaisan. The first was this guy and then it was this guy ...... reply
Put a cup over it so you don’t lose it. Then go grab a paper towel to either slide it under the cup, take it outside, and save the spider (what I do) or pick it up and crush the spider inside the paper towel (what my dad does). If you don’t have a paper towel, tissues are an adequate substitute. 1 reply
Let it enter your booty hole and live it’s life there eating your feces so you don’t have to do a number two again, the spider gets to live and you don’t have to shit anymore that’s what we call a win-win 1 reply
