I AM NONBINARY MA'AM I DO NOT NEED MORE OF THIS I WEAR SPORTS BRAS AND A BINDER! FOR A REASON!!!! NOW STOP. FUCKING. GROWING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When my parents ask me: “Who are you chatting with?” Since they don’t let me talk to anyone on the internet besides my friends...Like..do you think I’m trying to find a pedo? No... 2 reply
Parents pull the old "We need to talk."
Me "OH NO THEY FOUND OUT I'VE BEEN READING YAOI NONSTOP FOR THE PAST 36 HOURS OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO OH NO AHHHHHHHHH" "Yea whats up"
Them- "you left the light on in the bathroom"
Me- (having deleted all my camera roll and tabs) ".......you better be prepared to regret a whole lot of things i just had 87 pa...... 1 reply