Have A Weird Or Unusual Dream

I dont shave down there cuz my skin is really sensitive and prone to acne, so i usually pluck it or wax it. My pubic hair is really soft and smooth, just like the hair on my head.
I clean them with a fragrance free shampoo so that it doesnt irritate my skin. I comb them at night before going to bed. They are healthy so they grow pretty long too. My uncle tells me to trim them from time to time, so i do it.
If i cut a large chunk of it, i store them in an album. I have an album specially dedicated to them. When im bored, i like to look at them. :D

I personally think the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future could fix these guys
Or maybe hearing the tinkling laugh of newborn baby Jesus himself
World politics needs a Christmas miracle fr