Shakespearian Level Dirty Talk

"do u wanna kiss under the rain? So u can get twice as wet?" (Idk where i read this but this is the only pick up line i remember)   reply

Are you iron? Because I don't think I can work without you in me. (Honestly though never used a pickup line on anyone )   reply

I dont want to read no generic *kid and parent figure* ass manhwa but the PARASITE IN ME WANTS TO I dont want to read no generic *isekais/reincarnation* ass manhwas/manga I don’t read them much but the parasite THE DEMON IN ME IT WANTS THE SAUCE *btw this is what the face of a tape worm looks like and did u know ladies in the victorian era wou......   2 reply

You guys are using pick up lines?   reply

Do you work in a library? Because like a book I'm checking you ouuuuut (he laughed nervously and never talked to me again after that)   reply

I dreamt of you last night.”/ “you were in my dreams” Is the first line that I can think of. I honestly did dreamt of them though and I just happened to need something to talk about so I just said that and then I went on a full ramble on what I’ve dreamt about.   1 reply