Being A Fucking Edgelord

yesterday, i woke up from my nap and when i went to take a fat fucking shit, saw a gigantic pimple. it had a white head and was practically throbbing like my pussy does sometimes when it gets a heartbeat. obviously i went to the mirror and decided to pop it. i squeezed and squeezed and finally the pus exploded. there was gray smelly liquid spewed all over the bathroom, covering the doorknobs too. i dipped my pinky into some and tasted it. "hmm a little too salty. could do with some chili powder." i grabbed a whole bunch and squished it into my pussy. i can use this as lube. walking back to my room, i grabbed my monster cock dildo and stuffed it into pussy. wow no lube needed when u have naturally occuring pus. i came a few times then went to bed. the next day, i noticed more pimples but this time, they were in my vagina. so i fingering myself until they all popped. tomorrow i plan to go to the gyno.