bureau of investigaytion you're an investigaytor please explain WHY THE FUCK THERE IS A WHITE STICKY LIQUID ON MY DESK I JUST GOT HERE ITS FUCKING 7AM WHO WAS FUCKING DURING HOMEROOM I WAS JUST GOING TO GO BACK TO SLEEP BUT NOW I NEED TO KILL SOME HORNY BITCHES WHO WAS IT??? 1 reply
girl: *tries to bully me by tying me to the chair so she can do "scary stuff" to me*
me:
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For the thirteenth time, Susan, cum isn't an effective cleaning product! And who tf ordered these maid uniforms?! (*whispering* Because I'll be needing that link later.) reply
