Have An Unpopular Opinion

So I was in a group activity with 5 people including a lesbian couple that I had noticed. I could tell they romantically like each other so I whispered and asked them- "I'm sorry I didn't wanna meddle but are you two perhaps a couple?"

One of them: "Wow, how'd you know"
Me: "Oh, just saw you two being lovey-dovey just before earlier"
Another one of them: "Cool"

But then I told them- "So, I'm aromantic and might as well be asexual"
The two of them: "Woah" *claps in fun*
The other boy in our group: "Uhm... I'm Gay"
Me: "Oh wow"
The lesbians: "Fantastic"
(Me and the lesbians claps in ally)
The other guy also: "... I'm pansexual"
Me: "Woohoo!"
The lesbians: "Wow, just wow"
The gay: "Ooohhh my goodd"
(The four of us claps in LGBTQIAA)

Yes, I know they're SO YOUNG but bitch... Who the hell told you those things and what kind of jutsu did they raised you to go and intentionally grab me, a stranger, by my butt and thigh??? And even go as far as to call me fat 4 times in a row so loud? Look child, I know I'm a sexy female with D-cup jiggs and a thicc ass bonkers but then please get away from me. That's why I don't like people in general. Teach your kids in a proper way, this kid might grow up being a groper omg please help.

True story from my freshman college year. I was walking in the halls but then I realized, there were so many people circling around this area. And two girls were fighting about a guy who's the one to blame for two-timing. And I said- "Are my eyes deceiving me or is THIS really happening in our university?" "Yeah, we don't actually know what's going but this is getting boring" "... Mm" I wanted to leave then they stopped fighting but what's next was actually the one that cracked me up. The crowd was like- (*throws tissue* "Wow, bravo, that was boring asf") or (*throws paper* "Wow diva, oh wait, that was my test paper"), ("Go off ig?" "Pop off sis" "That was an unexpectedly boring fight that I can even taste how bland it is... Cuz it doesn't actually taste anything *laughter*") ("Bitch, let's attack the guy" "Petition for spilling the tea, please" "Let's report that guy on the principal" "Harsh.... Let's get him to the police" "Good shit *laughter*") they were so sarcastic I was wheezing there and I was the only one left in the hall, laughing, crying and choking.