Toddlers are now shit sometimes

Yes, I know they're SO YOUNG but bitch... Who the hell told you those things and what kind of jutsu did they raised you to go and intentionally grab me, a stranger, by my butt and thigh??? And even go as far as to call me fat 4 times in a row so loud? Look child, I know I'm a sexy female with D-cup jiggs and a thicc ass bonkers but then please get away from me. That's why I don't like people in general. Teach your kids in a proper way, this kid might grow up being a groper omg please help.