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- again, to drown away the trolls for a millisecond, i give you free entertainment, this time with sangwoo. warning- dont get fucking mad it's annoying

alas, i found myself in hell, along with mr. kim as we laid in the pit, willy in my wonka. beside our intertwined bodies, i found seungho, that fatass, bitchass, crusty ass, annoying ass, weird bitch motherfucker staring at us with vomit still dripping off of his weenie and head shining with baldness. i could've sworn, that man looked so familiar. somehow, he resembled mr. clean, the good eraser guy, and i waved into his empty eyes.
"hi, cunt!" i smiled, the entirety of my body burning in the pits of hell. "oh my, how'd you end up here? did nakyum actually kill you?"
i saw his eyes swell up with tears, and ushered him next to me, pushing mr. kim away from my naked purple body.
"put your arms up," i whispered, and he complied. i grabbed his armpit hairs and pulled them out of the skin all at once, hearing an absolutely nasty scream erupt from his dick sucking mouth.
"WHAT THE FUCK LEXIE" he screamed, armpits bleeding from no more hair (oh no, so sad). "THAT WAS ALL THE HAIR I HAD LEFT??"
"oh really?" i sighed, and de-robed the smelly man. "if that's true, then why," i faked a gasp, "are your fucking pubes still there?" i looked into his eyes with lazerbeams shooting out, and he averted my gaze because i was so sexy and started to have lazer-eyes. "mr. kim, come here really quick please? hold this bitch down i gotta finish what i started."
"yes, lexie mommy, i will," he responded, elasta-girl stretching to hold down seungho's arms and legs. "good boy."
seungho squirmed as my fingernails approached his straight, wig-length pubes, and i shook with excitement. "l-lexie, please. it's the only hair i have left!" he cried.
"maybe you should've stanned loona bitch, lol." i proceeded to pick out each pube one by one until his willy was bald, and me and mr. kim rejoiced as we went for a threesome with satan.

the end