"Girl, I can sing my ABC's to you...
I'll give you an A because you're Awesome
A B because you're Beautiful
A C because you're confident
And I'll give you this D because you Deserve it!" reply
Do you believe in love at first sight or shouldn't I have ripped your eyes out?
Hahahha this is not mine but this pick up lines are cool so this shall be my fav! 1 reply
You know there are 20 letters in the alphabet?
*if you’re dating a smart person and not a dumbass they should say* There should be 26
Oh yeah, I forgot U R A Q T.
But that’s only 25
Oh right, I forgot to give you the D 2 reply
Was your mother a beaver? ‘Cause damn!”
“Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore — my face should be among them.”
“Do you work at Subway? ‘Cause you just gave me a foot-long.”
“I hear you’re looking for a stud. Well, I’ve got the STD and all I need is you.”
“Are those space pants? Because your ass is outta control!”...... reply
