how much of a weeb/fujoshi are you?

how much money do you have?
got caught reading yaoi: $1000
spent money on manga/webtoons: $1500
used more than 3 different ill*gal manga websites: $300
cried reading a manga/webtoon: $500
downloaded more than 2 apps for reading manga/webtoon: $200
have a fujoshi friend: $1200
have a weeb friend: $100
listen to anime openings as a normal song: $600
masturbated to yaoi: $2000
read a light novel: $400
tried to do what you saw in a manga/anime: $400

I got $5,800 and the total for everything is $8,200 btw