Nice ass

so I'm such a yaoi-maniac . And most of the ukes , like haebom and Dong-gyun fucking have hot ases . Even though it's just drawing, it makes me jealous and horny. So I searched on Wikipedia how to get a nice ass and all I found was doing squat and drinking water. So I've been putting oil and massage it every day since a month and use body cream at night . Now it's smoother than my face . But the problem is that it doesn't turn me on . So why the fuck did I do all of that ?? Plz help me!!