So I went to a friend's house to work on a group project and I saw their Golden Retriever (I am so fond of animals so ye I was excited to pet that cuddly giant creature) and when I came to pet the dog, it started chasing me (the house was spacious, kinda hope mine was too lol) so I ran until I reached the corner of the house.
I thought he (the dog's a boy) would attack me so I did a karate stance (lol) then the dog stood up facing me with his paws on the wall to support his body, then I realized he was almost a big as me (I am small tho) so he looked at me while breathing through his mouth and my friend was just laughing at us. (≧∀≦)
Being kabedoned by a dog is cute but scary when it tries to chase you lmao ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄
