Sir u didn't even ask me to dinner firstt you already wanna get married b-but like I mean do u really want to coz I'll make an exception just for youu ⁄(⁄ ⁄·⁄ω⁄·⁄ ⁄)⁄ (never really have a plan to get married) 2 reply
If you live in Canada, Sweden, Norway, really any secular country with strong socialist programs and a progressive mindset and are willing to also take my kid, my mom and my dog, I’ll totes marry you. Although I warn you my dog is a vicious beast, but my kid is fcking awesome. reply