I need Y O U.

1. Describe your love life in an anime/manga title??
2. Uke from a Yaoi you'd love to be??
3. Seme from a Yaoi you'd love to be??
4. If caught reading Yaoi by your Crush, what do you do??
5. Your Fav Uke or Seme type (Jock, Goth, Nerd, Artist, etc.)??