A BUG

YOOOO GUYS THERES A FUCKING BUG ON MY BLANKET-
I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF BEING MY HORNY ASS SELF AND ALL OF A SUDDEN A BUG WAS LIKE "BUZZ BUZZ MOTHER FUCKER"
ITS FUCKING HUGEEEEE
AND NOW IM TRYNNA SWAT IT WITH A SHOE
THERES WAS ONE ON MY DESK TOO THIS MORNING
PLEASE HELP MY HORNY SELF