If you were an angle, you'd be acute one.
Spread your legs at a 90° angle, bbygorl.
Are you trash? Cause I want to take you out.
Why did I get into math? So I could find the shortest distance to you.
Why adopt a kitty when I can have yours?
Are you a horse? Cause I want to ride you.
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1. If I could arrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together
2. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I just walk by again?
3. Anyone who said Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!
4. Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest ;)
Here are some I have :) 3 reply
are you a parking ticket, cause you've got F I N E written all over you (≧∀≦)
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I would ask you if you are tired from running through my mind all day, but from the looks of it, you don’t do any running (also stolen)
You owe me a drink! You’re so ugly I dropped mine the moment I saw you. (also also stolen) ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)�...... reply