give me your best dark joke

Here is a pickup line: is your dad a policeman ? Cause I can't breathe   12 reply

"It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be alive."   reply

It's a long one : A very old man close to dying went in his kitchen, there he saw a plate of delicious cookies his wife made. He reached out his hand to grab a cookie but his wife hit fiercely his hand and yelled at him : "Don't touch it, it's for the funeral !"   reply

My Therapist told me "Time heals all." So I stabbed him, now we wait.   reply

Black people are just like lobsters. They don’t die of natural causes.   3 reply

OH MY GOD OKAY IVE GOT ONE *EHEM* what’s the difference between a priest and acne... acne will only come on your face after youre twelve :)   4 reply