give me your best dark joke

what do you call a blonde in a freezer? her parents called her cindy so we should call her that too, she was supposed to graduate next month   1 reply

What's similar between a pregnant 14-year-old and the fetus inside her. They're both thinking "Oh shit, my mom's gonna kill me".   reply

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends on how hard you can throw. If you donate 1 kidney, everybody loves ya & u r a total hero. But donate five, everyone's yelling at ya. A man went to a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide. The librarian said, " Fuck off, you won't bring it back!" Women are parking lots; U......   4 reply

Hey Euphy, kill all the Japanese!   reply

Hey what do you call a sewer? A body disposal dump.   reply

What do a good wine bottle and a little girl have in common? They're both five years old and are in my basement.   reply

A man is walking down the beach and hears a woman crying. He comes across this woman in the sand, but she has no arms and no legs. The man asks her what's wrong and she said, "I've never been hugged." SO, the man gives her a hug. He's then about to walk away when she says, "Wait!" The man stops. "This is a bit embarrassing but... I've never been sc......   reply

This is a common one, but: "Why can't orphans play baseball?" "They can't find home"   reply