Q. How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
A. Depends on how hard you can throw.
If you donate 1 kidney, everybody loves ya & u r a total hero.
But donate five, everyone's yelling at ya.
A man went to a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian said, " Fuck off, you won't bring it back!"
Women are parking lots;
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