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We used pick up lines to joke pn our daily basis here tbh Here's some of my collection of pick up lines: 1. What's the different between KLCC (the twin tower in malaysia lol) and you? Everyone can see twin tower but I only can see you in my eyes. (Then we end up with cia cia cia ((sounds stupid but so funny lmao)) ) 2. A : aren't you tired? ......   1 reply
29 05,2017
The worst pick up lines I ever got. 1. I had to buy sugar in the shop, and I was walking home with sugar in my hands and a guy said to me "You don't need sugar to be sweet"... I wanted to slap him really hard. 2. I was at my sister's wedding and there was her husband's cousin or something and he said "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I was l......   2 reply
29 05,2017
best: "I just wanted to tell you you're hair's awesome, thanks for brightening up the room" (my hair was blue)   reply
29 05,2017