TRICK OR TREAT BITCHES

AHHHHH OML GUYS I WAS JUST TAKING MY CUTE ASS DOGGO, A SHIBA INU, OUT FOR A WALK AND DAMNNNN.
I SAW OUR NEIGHBOR AND HES FUCKING CUTE. OML SOMEONE HELP I THINK IM GONNA PASS OUT! HOW CAN SOMEONE LOOK SO CUTE WHILE WATERING PLANTS--
WE WAVED TO EACH OTHER AND ACK-
(FOR THOSE WONDERING HOW HE LOOKED HE LOOKED LIKE http://www.pinterest.com/amp/pin/700732023251480577/)
NOW I MIGHT WANT TO TRICK OR TREAT JUST FOR THIS HOT GUY