Pickup Lines!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, the FBI wants to steal my penis, can I hide it inside you? You remind me of an overdue library book because you have fine written all over you. Your so hot I thought you were the Phantomhive mansion. I'll be the Haruhi to your Tamaki, cause I'll break any expensive vase if that means we can kiss kiss fall in lo......   1 reply

does this count   reply

Are you Shrek? Cuz I’m head Ogre heels for you. Are you homework? Cuz I’d slap you on the table and do you all night long. There will only be 7 planets left... After I destroy Uranus.   reply

Can you control time? Because Whenever I see you, everything stops.   reply

I don't have a pickup line, does anyone actually use pickup lines nowedays tho, Isn't that awkward Don't mind me, she's just cute (Beware of the Villainess)   reply

If we're talking about using pick-up lines on our crush REALISTICALLY, it would probably go like this: Us: ''D-did it hurt when you fell f-from heaven? Because-- Nevermind. Do you wanna go out with me sometime? It's fine if you don't.'' The crush: ''Actually, I have to go. Sorry.'' Us:   reply

I-I’ve never confessed like ever to anyone and I don’t hav a husbando/waifu So..... ╮(￣▽￣)╭   reply

You been non-existent because I'm aromantic   reply

I must be a snowflake because I've fallen for u   reply