Any stories from your embarrassing weeb years

My Story: One day I had baseball and had to ride the late bus.I sat at the front because it’s the least bumpy and I wanted to read. Another kid in the seat across the aisle from me was asking random people if Tsunade from Naruto was hot and if they said yes he’d start laughing saying they were attracted to grandma because Tsunade uses a jutsu to make herself look younger. He was weird, but I didn’t know any other weebs who also liked Naruto, so I said I liked Naruto too and asked him what his favorite ark was. We actually liked a lot of the same anime and were talking back and forth for a while. We were really hyper and excited while talking because we both didn’t have a lot of friends, let alone friends who also liked anime. BUT THEN he asked “You know what the best anime is?” I said “Maybe! what is it?” still really excited and then he shouted “Yuri hentai!” I went silent because he mentioned it seemingly out of nowhere and had no shame whatsoever, another kid joined in and started talking to him about hentai. We were at the front of the bus. The bus driver and tons of people around us could hear him. And the icing on the cake my dad was the bus driver. I prayed to god my dad didn’t know what hentai meant. Another person on the bus told the two people talking about hentai to shut up because it’s not school appropriate. My dad didn’t bring it up ever thankfully. And I never wanted to strike up a conversation with a stranger again.