I will murder a sponge and I want ink

Not tapas ink, not ballpen ink, not pen ink, not marker ink, not inks from calligraphy pens, not whiteboard ink, no not those types of ink.



Hngh I suddenly want tentacles up my ass right now :((
After reading a few tentacle hentais I want my ass pounded with it! *hic* I-i want to throb my dick to the thought of that slimy and gooey thing up my sensitive hole that I can even steal real life squids and shove them down there.

But I won't because I have morals

What I can do is save up for a tentacle-shaped dildo and stare at Squidward while I'm riding it. Ugh hngh~
Just listening to his Clarinet sends me chills. Ahh~ I want him to squirt ink in me. I'll throb my dick for you, Squidward-kun. (*´﹃｀*)

Man, instead of entering his tentacle's on Spongebob's sponge holes why can't he squirt it on something else instead.
Man, I'd be fucking jealous right now to the thought of spongebob absorbing and sucking in Squidward. Ughhhh >:(