Please help ive shoved a ton of shit up my ass and it burns

Ive shoved 2 dildos up and im crying it hurts so bad but it felt so good like it was heaven but im actually concerned andd im kinda worried but even im suprised i was able to stick that many things up my ass and my dad kinda walked in though when i was shoving a cucumber up my ass so it was really embarrassing but he didnt mention it hes so thoughtfull i remember the time he caught me giving my grandpa a blowjob and even though he was disapointed and disgusted he didnt even mention it either