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dark jokes
im tired and bored and my nail polish hasnt dried yet soooOoo gimme dark jokes i would give you my thoughts on your dark joke and you can use slurs if 'necessary' approved if dark and funny unapproved if not so dark and unfunny
Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
hehehe
What’s the difference between 17 and 18? Five to 10 years.
What’s similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking “my mom is gonna kill me”.
One man’s trash is a...... 1 reply
What’s similar between a pregnant 14 year old and the fetus inside of her? They are both thinking “my mom is gonna kill me”.
I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I’m digging in our garden. 2 reply
My all time favorites -
What is the difference between a priest and a pimple?
A pimple waits until you're 12 until it comes on your face
Why couldn't the orphan play baseball?
He didn't know where home is
I made a website for orphans, it doesn't have a home page. 1 reply
Q.: What's the difference between unloading a truckload of bowling balls and unloading a truckload of dead babies?
A: You can use a pitchfork on the dead babies 1 reply
what's the last thing to goes through a fly's head if it hits the windshield of a car
-its butt
Not sure where i read this from, the moment when you realize that ur reflection just blinked at you
idk if this one's funny, but i had trouble sleeping after i read it 1 reply
