Evidence of my death

x3 nuzzles! pounces on you uwu you so warm
Couldn't help but notice your bulge from across the floor
Nuzzles yo' necky wecky-tilde murr-tilde hehe
Unzips yo baggy ass pants, oof baby you so musky
Take me home, pet me, ’n' make me yours and don't forget to stuff me!
See me wag my widdle baby tail all for your buldgy-wuldgy!
Kissies 'n' lickies yo neck
I hope daddy likies
Nuzzles 'n' wuzzles yo chest
I be gettin' thirsty ;)
Hey, I got a little itch, you think you can help me?
Only seven inches long uwu, PLEASE ADOPT ME
Paws on your buldge as I lick my lips UwU
’Boutta hit ’em with this furry shit