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Dumbest thing a man has ever said to you
So I was at this party and this girl I met was sitting on my lap and drinking and flirting with me then this guy comes over and he tries very badly to flirt with both of us at the same time and I tell him we’re both lesbians and he says that’s cool but r u guys lesbian lesbians or bi lesbians I start laughing and he tells me I’m biphobic lmafo
"yo, why don't we hang out anymore?" you threw a lunchbox at me after finding out I liked you
"but like, are you sure you're not 30?" I'm standing in front of you dipshit
"If you're pan, do you like pans" "you like all genders and sexualities? so you would do anyone?"
"DAMN, you're soo short" ikr, you tall mf reply
