Dildo up my ass

Woke up early on my 19th birthday and decided to pass the time with my favorite dildo. I’m under the covers, enjoying myself, when my mother busts through my bedroom door to sing me happy birthday. I moved my hands away from my genitals and just laid there while my mom sang. The lower half of my body was covered so she didn’t realize I still had the toy inside me. The whole time I’m thinking to myself, “please leave".

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[DELETED] 12 02,2021

Bitch ur playing with what? 1 reply

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Idk2therethere 12 02,2021

BWHAHHA if that's true thanks for a good laugh- hhhhhh (but did you get in trouble or something aghh) I like people like you on this site instead of racist trolls reply

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s(O_O)s 12 02,2021

Lol I don’t know if this is real but entertainment is appreciated 1 reply

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invertednipples777 12 02,2021

WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA HAPPY BIRTHDAY LMAOO reply

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Cappu 12 02,2021

Happy Birthday! reply

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shartpissbaby 12 02,2021

ya'll getting too comfortable on this site smh anyway look at this cool picture I stole from on here that I think about before I go to sleep, in my dreams, and when I wake up 4 reply

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TheGreatestPretender 12 02,2021

this should not be that funny reply

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Jesus 12 02,2021

this reminds me of a scene from a movie. but like for that girl wasn't only her mom singing, but the whole damn family, especially her grandma who, as far as I remember, get hit by the dildo (i don't remember how lmao) and then it goes on the cake still rotating and vibrating.. i don't remember the name, but somehow that scene got stuck in my head....... reply

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[DELETED] 12 02,2021

I hope that dildo gives you a std you dumb bitch, and right after i was so kind as to sing you happy birthday you gen z fucking kids are a disgrace. I shouldve accepted that arranged marriage to shrek, ny life would be so much better, but now i have a dumpsterfire life and a dumbass kid thats brain is replaced by their dick. F. reply

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LOCALDEMON 12 02,2021

HONEYYY, I AM SO SORRY LMAO reply

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