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Dildo up my ass
Woke up early on my 19th birthday and decided to pass the time with my favorite dildo. I’m under the covers, enjoying myself, when my mother busts through my bedroom door to sing me happy birthday. I moved my hands away from my genitals and just laid there while my mom sang. The lower half of my body was covered so she didn’t realize I still had the toy inside me. The whole time I’m thinking to myself, “please leave".
I hope that dildo gives you a std you dumb bitch, and right after i was so kind as to sing you happy birthday you gen z fucking kids are a disgrace. I shouldve accepted that arranged marriage to shrek, ny life would be so much better, but now i have a dumpsterfire life and a dumbass kid thats brain is replaced by their dick. F. reply
