RIP my dick

I was jerking off on my bed in my bedroom. I had locked the door, but somehow managed not to close door all the way. My mom had some friends over so I tried to be really quiet. Little to my knowledge, she decided to give her guests a tour of the house. So about five minutes into my jerkfest, the door swings open. My first reaction was to roll off the bed to hide my raging woody. I landed on the floor boner-down. Needless to say, I can now pee around corners.