Mental hospital experiences ?

I just got discharged from the hospital and honestly it was one of funnest experience in my miserable life.
But one of the most crazyiest things I've done there was having sex with a girl (I'm a girl too)
We fucking scissored and stuff in between rounds and we ate each other out MmMMMm and hella lot of kissin
Yeah that was so fucken fun though and they never found out either

Sorry I have no one to share this with sooo yeah
I wanna know if any one else had any crazy experiences at a mental hospital