Mad at Disney parody: My fucking rant

Read it in the tune of Mad at Disney please


I'm mad at this person on, mangago
For giving me this stupid fucking link

I clicked right on it, thinking it was totally harmless
But little did I know I was wrooooong-

And now I keep getting texts, because my phone is hacked
From horny grandmas wanting real sex

All because I, wanted to take a quiz
To see a meme value but, it was totally some bullshit

And that's the end of that. But anyways the site wanted me to watch a video and block or allow notifications so I said allow and shit. I wasn't on my actual account bc I wasn't using and account and I was on incognito mode but it said my phone had five viruses and to install an anti virus and normally when you install the anti virus it puts an actual virus in your phone so I didn't do it. And so now every two hours or so I get a notification from chrome from a site or whatever for old horny women wanting sex. But it's not on my account so I'm confused.