Lower Your Head When You Speak To Me If You:

Have yaoi in your username
Have no common sense
Don't know how to spell
Don't use punctuation
If your name starts with an A
If you actually like ketchup
If you call yourself a "weeb"
If you can't sleep in the dark
If you can't look under your bed without turning on the lights
If you scissor
If you don't brush your teeth everyday
If your dentist isn't a milf
If you aspire to be lonely everyday
If you stan Jimin from AOA
If you don't accept my invitation to peg you
If you don't want to go to New York with me and have me push you off the one world trade center