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All these shit posts about things getting stuck in your pussy reminded me of this story
In highschool a girl used a cucumber as a dildo and in the midst of the act this bitch broke the cucumber inside her vagina and couldn't get it out. It was so bad that she had to go to the doctor to get the cucumber out of her vagina
Earlier my brother is searching for "guitar fingerstyle" but accidentally typed "guitar fingering" and then a thought suddenly came to my head about literally fingering guitar( that was a weird imagination) and I banged my head to the wall to calm the fck down. 3 reply
In grade 5 I had a friend and they had a Wii at their house... I wasn't allowed to go to people's houses but I went anyway because I told myself Ill spend just 10 mins there.... well 5 hours later I went home and my mom was full-on panicking because she didn't know where I was and she said she called the police to go look for me.... (she didn't ac...... reply
One of my friends claimed to be married to 14 or more guys... and they were ALL 2D ones. But I’m pretty sure that one of them was Todoroki which was where I had to fight. He was a husband for everyone so I made her divorce with him “emotionally” (she said some shit abt being married to 2D men emotionally), since she claimed that the people th...... reply
