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All these shit posts about things getting stuck in your pussy reminded me of this story
In highschool a girl used a cucumber as a dildo and in the midst of the act this bitch broke the cucumber inside her vagina and couldn't get it out. It was so bad that she had to go to the doctor to get the cucumber out of her vagina
In grade 5 I had a friend and they had a Wii at their house... I wasn't allowed to go to people's houses but I went anyway because I told myself Ill spend just 10 mins there.... well 5 hours later I went home and my mom was full-on panicking because she didn't know where I was and she said she called the police to go look for me.... (she didn't ac...... reply
