My cheap ass uncle asking me
"Why are you spending 500 dollars on glasses to see while you can see perfectly? you should just give me that money"
Well tell that to my 20/400 (right) and 20/200 (left) eyesight sir.
I really didn't know that there was a 200 or a 400 range, until I was in it reply
I work with the public so I hear a lot of stupid things but I think the most stupidest I heard recently was from a girl who was banned from my store and had assaulted me a few months before this. I think she was high as shit.
Me: You need to get out of my store now.
Girl: "I went to court so I'm allowed to be here."
Me: "You are banned court does...... reply