A good insult without swear words

So remind me..just how are your parents related again? Not saying I hate you..but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone. You need to wipe your mouth..just there. You still got some bullshit on your lips. Awww you’re spreading rumours about me? At least you’ve got a hobby other than spreading your legs. Please cancel my subscri......   reply

Duck nugget can also be used in other scenarios than calling someone a poser. I know from experience. “Duck nuggets! I ducked up again!”   reply