I shoved a peeny weeny up my lesbian pussy

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That was the best poop of my life. You know those moments in life which make you so proud that you just can't control yourself? Well this was one moment. I had such a full stomach, before pooping I let out a huge, belligerent fart. The fart sounded like the noise of a v10 engine, or you know, an orchestra. The symphony of the sound echoed throughout all hallways, all doors, all neighbourhoods and in fact I think it reached the sacred royal palace of england. Unfortunately, I was a little disappointed as the fart had no smell and after all what is a fart without smell?

So anyways I was disappointed, just then popped out of my backside, a turd. Not just any turd, a perfect, round, thick, long turd. Looking at my creation I had never felt prouder. I picked it up like an oscar and admired it, just like prince charming would hold cinderella's slipper. Just as I thought it could not get better, I heard birds chirping and butterflies singing a joyful melody. I loved it and I joined in. I sang as loud as I could and as beautifully as I could. Little did I know, I shortly became a disney prince, holding my turd like a sword and singing to the heavens. Oh what a day.