Has someone ever caught you reading yaoi?

I remember once reading the update of Hidoku Shinaide during bedtime, in which it featured the "sexy" scene between Akira and his med-student love interest (forgot the name, sorry). And suddenly, I heard a footstep coming from my back (I was laying sideways), then I heard someone else's voice. It was my mom's.

The thing is, I never realized how long she has been standing there. Or did she happened to see the smexy scenes that has been making me feel dehydrated? If yes, is it safe to say that she waited for that "moment" to ease, before she spoke? Damn these questions left unanswered.

And the last thing that I remembered was the sudden internet disconnection.
Internet disconnection that lasted for weeks. </3 *sighs*