guys please help

i’m thinking of getting a discord sugar daddy and being his sugar kitten, it’s sad how low ive stooped espically for men. but if i can get a sugar mama then meow yknow. anyways if it’s about money then who cares. also my friends will prob ask where the money is coming in at but i will tell her i’ve become accustomed to the world of stocks and bonds and as i settle the rest of my life out i’ll finally become an accountant. Only because that’s the only job i can get to deal with my huge badonks of money flowing in at every corner from old, fat, greasy, men who probably have cheeto dust on their hands from water not touching even one corner of their body and the fact will be Mountain dew and red bull’s are their only source of protein and has now become what real and improved humans know as blood that flows through their veins at high speeds. i will use this new (habitable?) body they have to murder them for their denaros and make it look like a soda fountain had spilled in their room while they mysteriously disappear to a cruise ship they won from reading the back of their cheeto bags where the cruise was five days and four nights and a shit ton of their waifus in dj hentai porn magz (that were promised to be provided) that they never come back home because they’ve finally found happiness that doesn’t belong on the other side of the earth with someone they call “kitten” who is under the ripe ago of 16 years old. but in reality i will have murdered them and the only way anybody will know is if he brags about a girlfriend he has that lives in another state to his “friends” but are really neighborhood kids that he plays dungeons and dragons (a god like game btw but that’s not the point) at a local game shop or his friends basement his mom rents him out because it’s her only son and as bad as he turned out, he was still her son and it couldn’t be that bad if he atleast had friends. as he disappears forever i will laugh at my master plan and continue this scenario until one of the neighborhood cops become suspicious and i have to think of a new way to murder and take in money while having a lifetime subscription to nitro. the cycle will keep going on and on until i finally get bored. and then the world will know pain. they will ALL know pain bc after this my plan is to become a supervillain and terrorize the world but until then i hope this suffices.

guys pls help and let me know if i have any major faults in my plan! first time being evil kinda nervous :/

Sincerely, SNOWE