Panda-chan~

Mai was going home one afternoon. It was about to rain hard and she was running home, carrying her book bag over her head to shield herself from the small droplets falling from the unforgiving sky. She arrived at her house, which had a place outside where no rain could reach. As she twisted the key to open her door, she turned around and saw that raccoons were huddling around her open trash can. Spiteful from how her boss had made remarks about her weight previously in the day, Mai chuckled to herself and whispered, "Discount trash pandas." One of the raccoons heard her remark and communicated to the other raccoons. The group of raccoons did the T-pose to assert aggression, but Mai laughed. Then, they ran towards her very quickly, since raccoons don't tolerate trash talk. They scratched Mai's face, and rammed her door open. The raccoons robbed her of everything in her refrigerator and chewed up everything. Mai screamed, "NOOO!" One of the raccoons smirked at her menacingly, enjoying her distress, and used his hands to rip open the framed photos Mai had took of her crush while he was getting out of the shower.
Yes, Mai turned out to be creepy stalker. The raccoons searched the rest of her house and found 3 socks that probably belonged to the poor man she was stalking. Then, they turned her over to the police.
As she was getting handcuffed and led away by the police officers, the head of the raccoons told her, "We don't tolerate disrespect, you little hoe."