Discrimination against big shlongs needs to stop!

#stopbeingmeantobigdicks
You bitches are just jealous because y'all got micropenises and self-esteem issues. I miss the ye old days where the bigger the dicks, the more onion rings and laurels you were given to put around it. Those days were so AMAZING! I remember the days where we used to suck dicks in public and praise men for their schlongs. WE USED TO USE ONION RINGS AND LAURELS TO STIMULATE BIG DICKS BITCHES. Y'all are just too smol and weak to go back to the days where we hunted using our dicks!
#BRINGBACKMANLYMEN
I am sick and tired of people nowadays not acting like masculinity isn't an important trait. I want a man who can chop wood, because that's sexy.