end me now

story time :P

so. i was PEACEFULLY killing ppl in a game when i hear a strange *buzzz*.
and not like ur regular fly buzz. but a weird, almost robotic sound.

it was coming from my shoulder— underneath my cardigan.

so me, being the careless idiot i am, squeezes my cardigan. i feel a chunk of SOMETHING and assumed it was fabric.

later, maybe after about 3 games: *buzzz* i squeeze my shoulder again. and feel somethign MOVING. so i threw off my cardigan and my brother took it outside and shook it. and a fucking WIERD ASS WHITE/BEIGE BUG IS INSIDE MY CARDIGAN JUST CHILLIN AND GOING *BUZZZ*

END ME NOW PLZ I FEEL LIKE ITS STILL CRAWLING ON ME