Hi! Lets pretend:

Lets pretend Im some creepy guy trying to get a one night stand with you in the dms.

H-Hi.. OwO. Its Micheal from A-3 0//0

*respond in an uncomfortable manner*

D-Dont be like that.. -3-. I can give you the best time you'll ever have.

*respond trying to get him to understand hes creeping you out*

Oh come on... Im 8 inches. UwU. *dick pick*

*whatever youd like to say.*

Fine you whore, be that way. Dont come to me crying about how youll want me then.

*respond in any way youd like*

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Aaf chan 19 06,2021

..................i.....im friggin asexual.........spare me with dat crap pls.........ANYWAY! anyone wants doritos? reply

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[DELETED] 19 06,2021

“Bitch no I won’t come crying about how I’ll want you then because you’re ugly ass dick is the first google image result for 8inch dick pick, and I know you have an ugly ass horse merekat looking face bitch stfu don’t even think about coming near me with yo tiny nonexistent dick sir why you even googling dicks trying to impress a lesbian,...... 1 reply

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Lumi 19 06,2021

"uh hey Michael what's up?" "Uh what? I'll pass thanks" "So?" "k." *Blocks* reply

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macario 19 06,2021

uh,, hi? how are you?.. okay buddy, you're sounding like a perv. I'm sending these to your mother. dont care, didnt ask. Plus youre white. 2 reply

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Hyuuka 19 06,2021

You ain’t getting past message requests. .-. reply

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Anonymous 19 06,2021

… reply

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Whyartthouhornytothemax 19 06,2021

"That's why I get more girls than you'll ever have." reply

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um- 19 06,2021

Lets pretend Im some creepy guy trying to get a one night stand with you in the dms. H-Hi.. OwO. Its Micheal from A-3 0//0 michael, pls gtfo. It's honestly such a tragedy I'm talking to one named Michael in the first place. D-Dont be like that.. -3-. I can give you the best time you'll ever have. I will shove a 13inch metal rode up your assh...... reply

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Ada 19 06,2021

“ leave me alone “ “ i have a girlfriend and nobody wants to see your tiny shrimp cock” “mf is the size of my left thumb; go shave ur pubes dude there’s a whole ass jungle in there” “ reply

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[DELETED] 19 06,2021

well,i'mma just report you to the police cause damn..you creep the shit outta me. reply

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