"What are you up to?"
"Just masturbating. You want?"
"Dude, hell yea show me. Hit me up. You got snapchat?"
"Nnnno. I'm not using the app. I'm not using the application"
"Come onnnn. Come onnnn"
"Send me your wife. Where... is your wife?"
"Hey do you like music?"
"Yes. You play. Play the song."
"No no I'll sing you a song"
"Ok"
"You ready...... reply
