Dumb ass kid shit

My mom would tell me if someone hits your boob too many times, you'll get breast cancer. So I'd always get so scared and sad when somebody accidentally elbows me in the boob   1 reply

Genuinely didn't know what hay fever was until I was like 14 literally thought I was allergic to the sun   reply

i did NOT like sleeping so whenever my mom would come to check up on me at night 2 make sure i was asleep, id pretend to sleep but not in a normal position. Instead i used to imitate cartoons and sleep with my face flat on the pillow nd butt up JUST like in the cartoons Other than that i almost broke a tv, burnt my shirt, and had a bookshelf with ......   reply