guys help

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass! And let me tell you, the tootie fruity definitely has that name for a reason. Elsa I should’ve listened, I held those jelly beans in between my ass cheeks as I had to take a fat shit “Let it go~” As I sung to my ass. My ass started pouring and I’m not talking about tears. Anyways, who’s trynna play beans boozled with me??