The great debate

Hello it's your host Bubs and I've come to speak the truth about

"IS WATER WET?"
Well,..............................................YES IT IS CUZ ITS A PROPERTY OF WATER, ITS A PROPERTY THAT COMES UNDER TEXTURE AND FEEELING!!!

I MEAN FUCK DOES WATER FEEL DRY TO YOU????????
NO?, WELL MY POINT IS PROVEN
YES? GO TO A FUCKING CLINIC BOZO

What's your counter argument?